AHHHHH!! L***** help!!!!!!

OMG!!!! THERE IS AND L***** UNDER THE TELEVISION AHH MY FATHER DW TO HELP ME CATCH HE KEEP SAYING '' THE L***** IS UNDER THE TELEVSION UNLESS YOU WANT TO MOVE THE TELEVSION YOU CAN'T CATCH IT! '' then he roar '' I AM LATE FASTER LA NO TIME ALREADY FASTER I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU ANYMORE GO AND TIE YUR HAIR'' THEN I cry i started to think if my father is not catching this l***** i think i will be far far away from the living room about 4ever. luckily god bless me the stupid l***** crawl out i scream my father came running here and then  BYE BYE L*****